Perfect Breasts
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?
"Are you nuts?!!" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much".
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Health Care
A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the hospital when, during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am very sorry but this man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill
with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he'll die within minutes."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's ok," commented the woman.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.
Again the woman screamed "Oh my god! How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied..."Same illness, better health plan
A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the hospital when, during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am very sorry but this man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill
with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he'll die within minutes."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's ok," commented the woman.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.
Again the woman screamed "Oh my god! How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied..."Same illness, better health plan
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They're both crazy jokes.... verry funny.
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