- Messages : 11882
- Inscription : 2004/10/02 21:32:25
- VTT : Outlander XT
- Localisation : Québec
- Contact :
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "Youknow, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"
Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's now only 2130."
Yamaha Raptor 700R SE 2009 (Vendu)
CAN-AM DS650 BAJA X 2007 (Vendu)
BRP DS650 BAJA 2002 (Vendu)
Suzuki Vinson 2006 (Vendu)
Toujours partant pour un plan pas d'allure comme disent Firefight, fullbuzz et Joe-Raptor.
- Messages : 7052
- Inscription : 2002/05/25 19:32:06
- VTT : renegadexxc1000
- Localisation : chaudieres appalache
- Messages : 13106
- Inscription : 2003/04/29 00:21:30
- VTT : AC Cruiser 2011
- Localisation : Anjou et Ste-Mélanie Lanaudière