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Message par inouk » 2007/06/13 16:38:03

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "Youknow, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's now only 2130."


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Message par firefight » 2007/06/13 18:43:02

:lol:

a s'en est fait passée une tite vite par un tit vite.
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Message par franckdica » 2007/06/13 18:54:36

Elle est bonne. La joke je parle :wink:
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Message par Le Kan Gourou » 2007/07/11 12:24:59

St-Crème, m'en va m'enroler tesuite !

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Message par Montagnard » 2007/09/10 21:46:02

I read the joke, it's fine... :lol: :lol:

As for the comments, what the hell are you guys talking about ?
Your written accent ( :P ) if I may say so, sound terrible...

(What did you say ?)

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