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Italian math

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I love this one ;)

Italian Math
>
> An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test "Here's
> your first question,"the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
>
> "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.
>
> "What's this?" the boss asks.
>
> "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree makea nine," says the Italian.
>
> "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number
> is 99."
>
> The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes
> a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
>
> The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
>
> "Each of da trees is a dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa a 99."
>
> The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All
> right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
>
> The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at
> the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
>
> The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
>
> (You're going to love this one!!!)
>
> The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga come
> along and poopa by eacha tree. So now you> gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd,
> and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when I a s tart??!!"


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:(b) Good 1 :(b)
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If ya donta lika dat joke, I kika yer face !

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