Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
table. A very attractive blonde woman from south
Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice
and yelled, "Come on, baby, this Southern girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and
down and squealed... "YES ! YES! I WON, I WON!" She
hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you
were watching."
Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid and not all
blondes are dumb, but all men are men. :wink:
Blondes at casino
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Blondes at casino
"Ca passe ou ça casse"
Sportsman 500, 1997- "vendu"
Hé que j'ai eu du bon temps avec Quadnet
je suis rendue une "moutarde" comme dit
mon brigadier :)
Sportsman 500, 1997- "vendu"
Hé que j'ai eu du bon temps avec Quadnet
je suis rendue une "moutarde" comme dit
mon brigadier :)
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- Messages : 1305
- Inscription : août 8, 2002, 3:15 pm
- Localisation : St-Hubert, P.Q.