In Quebec, the French do not pronounce the letter "H". For
example
Hot Dog is pronounced Ot Dog and Hudson Hardware is
pronounced Udson Ardware.
One day in a French Immersion Class for 1st graders, the
teacher was asking her class to describe the use of Ozonol.
Little Mary got up and explained that she had fallen while
roller skating and scratched her knee. She went home and her
Mother cleaned the cut and put a bandage with Ozonol on her
knee and it was all better.
The teacher was so proud and then asked other children if
they had any explanation of the word.
Little Pierre raised his hand and started to explain. Well
Teacher, da udder nite, me an my fodder are watching da Montreehal and
Tampa Ockey Game. An den my mudder start to do da vaccum.
Den, my fodder, yell at my mudder, aih, aih aih,aih; Tabarnack
Louise, put dat dam ting away now or
I'll stick it up your arse "Ose n, all"