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SuzyQ
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poetry contest

Message par SuzyQ »

The National Poetry Contest had come down to 2 semi-finalists:

A Yale graduate and a Newfoundlander.

They were given a single word, then allowed two minutes to come up
with a poem that contained that word.

The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'.

First to recite his poem was the Yale Graduate.
He stepped up to the microphone & said.....

SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN
MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO
DESTINATION - TIMBUKTU!!



The crowd went crazy!
No way could the Newfie top that they thought.
The Newfoundlander calmly made his way to the microphone and
recited....

ME AND TIM A HUNTIN' WE WENT
MET THREE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT
THEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO...
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU!!

The Newfie won hands down!!


"Ca passe ou ça casse"

Sportsman 500, 1997- "vendu"
Hé que j'ai eu du bon temps avec Quadnet

je suis rendue une "moutarde" comme dit
mon brigadier :)
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Message par Montagnard »

:(mdr) :(mdr) :(mdr) So, no need to travel so far to meet both, the joy of exotism and the contest requirements. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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