Everything has a gender

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SuzyQ
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Everything has a gender

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1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an
effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's
often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to
go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always
getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same
old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed
much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to
have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought
it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives
a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!


"Ca passe ou ça casse"

Sportsman 500, 1997- "vendu"
Hé que j'ai eu du bon temps avec Quadnet

je suis rendue une "moutarde" comme dit
mon brigadier :)
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