the blonde cowboy

SuzyQ · Message par **SuzyQ** » août 10, 2005, 11:15 am

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Bill, why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy Bill, says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her, so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ...so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and as! ks me to pull off my shorts ...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... "

... . . . And here I am.

bayou 700 · Message par **bayou 700** » août 24, 2005, 7:58 am

inouk · Message par **inouk** » août 24, 2005, 9:53 am

haha !

can-am · Message par **can-am** » octobre 11, 2005, 1:14 am

Good one!!!hahahaha got some more like that?

Steph · Message par **Steph** » octobre 11, 2005, 7:39 am

The man and his 3 riffles !!!! Beware of the one in the middle, it's a fast shooter !!! :wink:

Leroy · Message par **Leroy** » octobre 11, 2005, 7:40 am

El gay caballero