The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Bill, why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy Bill, says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her, so I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ...so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and as! ks me to pull off my shorts ...so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... "
... . . . And here I am.
the blonde cowboy
-
- Messages : 1305
- Inscription : août 8, 2002, 3:15 pm
- Localisation : St-Hubert, P.Q.
the blonde cowboy
"Ca passe ou ça casse"
Sportsman 500, 1997- "vendu"
Hé que j'ai eu du bon temps avec Quadnet
je suis rendue une "moutarde" comme dit
mon brigadier :)
Sportsman 500, 1997- "vendu"
Hé que j'ai eu du bon temps avec Quadnet
je suis rendue une "moutarde" comme dit
mon brigadier :)
-
- Modérateur
- Messages : 11882
- Inscription : octobre 2, 2004, 9:32 pm
- VTT : Outlander XT
- Localisation : Québec
- Contact :
- Steph
- Modérateur
- Messages : 13059
- Inscription : décembre 30, 2002, 8:48 am
- VTT : svtt
- Localisation : Chomedey (fun and love city)
- Contact :
The man and his 3 riffles !!!! Beware of the one in the middle, it's a fast shooter !!! :wink:
Stéphane
Membre de la secte du Kan Gourou
Passez voir mon bateau:
http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/alb ... 0918VOqxsy
Membre de la secte du Kan Gourou
Passez voir mon bateau:
http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/alb ... 0918VOqxsy
-
- Messages : 5487
- Inscription : mars 31, 2003, 10:43 am
- VTT : Arctic Cat
- Localisation : République du Madawaska, Canada
El gay caballero
Arctic Cat 700EFI, 2008, 20,000 km.
Magellan GPS Trailblazer (RECON)
Garmin GPSMap76Cx
Garmin GPSMap76CXs
Garmin GPSMap 78
Garmin nüvi 1350
http://www.umce.ca/clubvttnordouest
Magellan GPS Trailblazer (RECON)
Garmin GPSMap76Cx
Garmin GPSMap76CXs
Garmin GPSMap 78
Garmin nüvi 1350
http://www.umce.ca/clubvttnordouest