on the golf course

[SuzyQ]

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
>Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
>As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
>He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my
>honeymoon next week and my fiancι is still a virgin -- in every way."
>The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it
>heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.
>He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and
>taped it all together . an impressive work of art.
>The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their
>honeymoon.
>That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her
>beautiful breasts.
>She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
>He immediately drops his pants and replies..
>"Look at this, . still in the CRATE!"

[bayou 700]

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