A young girl...

[SuzyQ]

A young girl was going on a date.

Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about young boys.

He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have
his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted.

"Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace our family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family."

Granny fainted!

:) :D

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t'es en feu suzy q

[CanadianHummer]

Here's one for YOU SusyQ:

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.


"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"


You're gonna LOVE me for this....




The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"