This is a joke that an American friend sent me.A Canadian was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Tim Horton's when an American, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Canadian ignored him. Nevertheless, the American started up a conversation. He snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
"Of course" said the Canadian.
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In America we only eat what's inside.The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied "of course".
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked " Do you have sex in America?"
The American smiled and said "Of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away" said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to the Americans."
