John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
A TOAST TO...
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- Messages : 1305
- Inscription : août 8, 2002, 3:15 pm
- Localisation : St-Hubert, P.Q.
A TOAST TO...
"Ca passe ou ça casse"
Sportsman 500, 1997- "vendu"
Hé que j'ai eu du bon temps avec Quadnet
je suis rendue une "moutarde" comme dit
mon brigadier :)
Sportsman 500, 1997- "vendu"
Hé que j'ai eu du bon temps avec Quadnet
je suis rendue une "moutarde" comme dit
mon brigadier :)
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- Messages : 5487
- Inscription : mars 31, 2003, 10:43 am
- VTT : Arctic Cat
- Localisation : République du Madawaska, Canada
TOAST:
""""To our wives and lovers..........May they never meet"''''''
:(b) :(b)
""""To our wives and lovers..........May they never meet"''''''
:(b) :(b)
Arctic Cat 700EFI, 2008, 20,000 km.
Magellan GPS Trailblazer (RECON)
Garmin GPSMap76Cx
Garmin GPSMap76CXs
Garmin GPSMap 78
Garmin nüvi 1350
http://www.umce.ca/clubvttnordouest
Magellan GPS Trailblazer (RECON)
Garmin GPSMap76Cx
Garmin GPSMap76CXs
Garmin GPSMap 78
Garmin nüvi 1350
http://www.umce.ca/clubvttnordouest